The SF Chronicle did something brilliant. They took the wackiest calls to their authors and put them on the Internet as a podcast. The craziest of the crazies, the looniest of the loons all call the paper.
Now imagine your job is to listen to voicemail left for the corrections department. You pick up the phone and hear this...
Yes, that is right. There is a 2 in the title which means this is the second call from this loon. You can find all of the calls here -