Billy Bob!

Someone gained access to a whole Showbiz Pizza entertainment center. With some new music and a little programming, he has surely given me my newest nightmare.

Seriously, the quality of work here is to be commended.

International ads RULE

Near miss

This redefines the term 'near miss.' Gotta love Latin America!

Pandamonium! Bad Pun

This is why few young pandas survive...



And this panda LOVES jackets.

Folk Gansta Rap

Flight of the Conchords - Watch and laugh. I have seen it twice now. Still laughing.

How I roll (literally)

tanklimo
Originally uploaded by Kemp Mullaney.

Some days, the Sub just won't cut it and I have to get on land. When I do exit the sub, it is only to enter my luxurious Tank Limo. Read all about it here.

The Commander

The new fasion pet

In the 70's small cars were popular, only to be replaced by today's SUV behemoths. So with the popularity of today's small dogs, will hippos become the next 'big' thing?

I believe I can fly

If I could do this, I might abandon the Sub.

Love...

1Mtranformers
Originally uploaded by Kemp Mullaney.

I love this woman the same way Anna Nicole Smith loved her former husband.

275 Tranformers from the '80s.
101 Autobots,
81 Decepticons, and
92 licensed products.

So uh, want to comes see my sub?

The first time EVER!

Today is the first time it has in all of human recorded history, that is has rained in San Francisco on a July 18th. We have a total of .01 inches so far and here are the results from SFist:

The .01 inches of rain that's fallen has, naturally, rendered swaths of the East Bay without power, with 40 separate outages and about 10,000 in El Cerrito, Berkeley, and El Cerrito affected. Basically, the dust on top of the transformers get wet, turns into mud, and the low levels of rain are insufficient to wash off the mud, so the mud gets trapped in the transformer and the transformer shorts out. (A power line is also down at Ashby and MLK. Wow, .01" of rain can take down a power line?)

Thanks to SFist.com

Where will they stick Mentos next?

In beer!

Guilt in Advertising

I get a lot of email. According to my computer I get over 100 spam messages a day. Every now and then I peruse these messages just to make sure I am not missing anything. So now I present to you:

SPAM of the day - "Even your dog has a bigger penis than you try Penis Enlarge Patch."

Yeah? Well my Dog's name is Clifford. And learn some grammar.

Robot Smoking

Smoking is bad for humans but makes heartless robots look more grown-up.

SUB ALERT!

Anything this BIG underwater bothers me. As your Commander, I can say that I have never seen one first hand, nor do I want to.

Damn you Capt. Nemo!

Giant Squid Washes Up on Australia Beach

A squid as long as a bus and weighing 550 pounds washed up on an Australian beach, officials said Wednesday. "It is a whopper," said Genefor Walker-Smith, a zoologist who studies invertebrates at the Tasmanian Museum.

SFGate

A whopper is a burger. This thing is a MONSTER!

Web-lusions

Kitaoka-OutOfFocus333
Originally uploaded by Kemp Mullaney.

Stare at me...
Getting sleepy...
Come to my blog...

Of go to Boing Boing and look at more of these.

Robots In Disguise

RobotsInDisguise
Originally uploaded by Kemp Mullaney.

Get the shirt HERE.

Changing professions

autobot-logo
Originally uploaded by robotstephe.

This is my official announcement that I am changing jobs. I am moving from Advertising to Autobot.

See the new Transfomers movie. It will change your life.