Funniest 5 sec, part 2

I am not sure why I love this so much, but here is the history and all the new versions of the Funniest 5 seconds on the Web.

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The Commander

Misunderstood lyrics?

Check it out - a whole new meaning to an old hit!

Young Bush

Thanks Paul!

Bush Impersonator - This Kid Is Awesome
|Funny Jokes at JibJab

Happy?

Straight out of Happy Gilmore!

One-eyed gator pulls golfer into pond

Had the golfer been named Chubbs....

This makes me feel safe

How easy is it to break into a car? This easy.


Blondie Unlocks Car - video powered by Metacafe

Can I move to MySpace?

From a presentation titled Shift Happens on ScaryIdeas, MySpace had over 106 million registered users as of Sept. 2006.

If MySpace were a country, it would be the 11th largest in the world! (Between Japan and Mexico)

The number of text messages sent each day exceeds the total population of the planet.

I just wasted 5 minutes reading this.

You just wasted 1 minute reading about how I wasted 5 minutes.

The Funniest 5 Second Clip on the Web

Monsters Ink

Just a bit of nostalgia today. A Danish co-worker had never heard of the Cookie Monster so off to YouTube!

100 X 100

How do you get bored in Las Vegas? I'm not sure, but when you do get bored, it is customary to come up with new new outrageous stunts. In this case, enter an In-N-Out and order a 100 x 100.

For those of you without In-N-Outs, this burger chain will make you a burger with the number of patties and cheese slices per your request. A 3 x 3 has three patties and three slices of cheese. Hence, the 100 x 100. Enjoy.

Embracing and Driving Can KILL

This is funny because of the way the story is put together. In Washington it is a misdemeanor to "embrace" someone while driving. That is interesting enough, but the following story recounts a driver who was cited for embracing while driving and being under the influence of alcohol.

So just what was he doing? Well the Trooper who pulled them over caught a 19 and 20 year old naked in the car, engaged in oral sex and surrounded with beer cans. ALL WHILE DRIVING. The driver was charged with embracing and DUI. In what must be one of the greatest understatements of the year, The Trooper said,

“You are not supposed to be hugging or kissing while driving. It’s so distracting.”

I imagine it is. Read the article here.

PacMan's skull

pacman_adv_1
Originally uploaded by Kemp Mullaney.

This is totally tubular!
wonk wonk wonk wonk wonk wonk wonk wonk wonk wonk wonk wonk wonk wonk wonk wonk wonk wonk wonk wonk wonk wonk wonk wonk wonk wonk wonk wonk wonk wonk wonk wonk wonk wonk wonk .....

See more from this artist here.

Judge Orders Man Not to Have Girlfriend

"A judge has ruled that a 24-year-old Canadian man is not allowed to have a girlfriend for the next three years."

Yeah, that's why I have not been dating recently. Legal reasons.

Actually, this guy is guilty of assault so he deserves a hell of a lot more. The thought of a guy turning down a girl at a bar because "the judge ordered me not to," sounded funny to me. He will probably be hit on more in the next two years than ever again in his life. Then again, this punishment might be appropriate.

Judge Orders Man Not to Have Girlfriend

My new favorite g33k comic

thoughts
Originally uploaded by Kemp Mullaney.

These are simple, fun comics that usually have a geek twist.

Check it out at http://xkcd.com/.

Magnet Men Movie Pose

Magnet man movie pose - MATRIX
Originally uploaded by Kemp Mullaney.

I have magnet men on my desk. They are fun to play with. I have started to put them in movie poses. Here's the Matrix. More to come.

Love, your Commander.

NSFW

I will repeat myself - this is NOT SAFE FOR WORK. But it is hilarious so wear headphones.