Hungry - You won't be after this

welcome to the kempness - there is plenty to go around
From the San Francisco Chronicle in a story reported from Florida....
"A doctor dressed as Captain America was arrested after groping a woman at a bar and fighting with her boyfriend, authorities said."
"A man carrying a burrito and dressed as Captain America approached her, began to say dirty things and touched her inappropriately, police said. He then brawled with her boyfriend, authorities said."
Normally, I will fight the stereotype that Southerners are stupid, or slow or dumb, but even I cannot argue with this letter to an Arkansas paper. Daylight Savings is causing global warming.
Superman's Fortress of Solitude was found in Mexico.
So what do you do in a city of heathens on the day of our Lord's resurrection? Race big wheels down Lombard Street! Rules - No rubber. All wheels must be made of plastic. You can find three videos here. The only words that describe this one start with "cluster."