unKempt: 06/01/2006 - 07/01/2006

If you like Napoleon Dynamite, you MUST watch this video!

Bi-line of the day....

From CNN:

LONDON, England (AP) -- Former "Baywatch" star David Hasselhoff had surgery after severing a tendon in his right arm in an accident in a London gym bathroom, his spokeswoman said Friday.

Will slips but never falls

No matter how bad the flub, you rarely see Will Farrel lose it so badly that he cannot recover. Here are some of his best moves.

Call to action! More Robot Voices!

Does anyone still read this? If so, please help me out. The music on the sub is getting stale. I am creating a list of the best songs with Robot Voices. Why? I like robot voices. I have started with a selection from Daft Punk, but I need more! Help me out! Post below, or email me with your suggestions.

The Commander

OverHeard in the office

4PM Prepping for Happy Hour

Administrator: Here's my theory on drunk driving: People get caught drunk driving because they never learned how to drive drunk when they were kids.

1445 Ross Avenue
Dallas, Texas

Read more at OverheardInTheOffice.com!

Crack Sundae

Drug humor is funny. Actually, what people do for drugs is funny.

A motorist is pulled over. Even after the police have found out he had an expired license and an outstanding traffic warrant, the motorist was only concerned with one thing - his 'lost' banana split. The police officer quickly found the missing ice cream treat on the floor of the motorist's car, but this was a special split - It was a Crackberry Split.

"...he noticed that it was topped with a square-shaped object that turned out to be crack cocaine.

"One of the crack rocks was sitting right on top of the bananas," Neinast told the Fort Bend Herald-Coaster. "Once he found the first crack rock, he figured there were more inside. He emptied it out and there it was."

The motorist went to jail without his ice cream.

Happy Morning!

Polyphonic Spree's first TV deal.

Home DePOT

Buy a vanity at Home Depot and get 50lbs of pot FREE!

At least that is what happened out of a Home Depot in Massachus... The state where Boston is. A contractor bought the vanity and soon found $145,000 of pot inside. A plumber also bought a vanity and found 40lbs of pot and 3 kg of cocaine (worth about $250,000.)

Since these two were discovered, police have been raiding home improvement stores and have found several other vanity sets all with 'special prizes' inside. All of the vanities came through a Texas warehouse.

"I'm sure the packages were being shipped to the distribution center and someone was supposed to intercept them," Peterson said. "So that person [who was supposed to intercept the packages] either wasn't on duty that day or the packages were marked wrong."

I am sure there will be one employee 'missing work' permanently.