Ballpark food gone bad

Start with a thick and juicy burger

YUMMY!

smothered with sharp cheddar cheese

Oh Yeah!

and two slices of bacon

I LOVE ME SOME BACON!

Then place the whole thing between a hot, sliced Krispy Kreme Original Glazed doughnut.

UGH.

Quote of the week

I read this on an Internet bulletin board.

"I was watching that movie Mad Max, you know that movie where gas is so precious that people are killing each other for a few gallons. It was set in the future -- I believe it was August."

Must Love Jaws

The story about two men's misunderstood love of sharks.

10 Things I Hate About Commandments

Here is another movie preview mash-up. Watch Moses go from zero to hero!

Is your cat domestic or international

Just in case you are in Japan and a cat walks up you and says "nyan nyan" you will now know what that means. Click Here to learn what animals say in other languages.

Cat mewing

Danish: miav
Dutch: miauw
English: meow
Finnish: miau
French: miaou
German: miau
Greek: miaou
Hebrew: miyau
Hungarian: miau
Italian: miau
Japanese: nyan nyan/nyaa nyaa
Russian: miyau
Spanish: miao
Swedish: mjan mjan
Turkish: miyav
Urdu: meow

Thanks to Boing Boing!

Monkeys drink like you and me!

Straight from Boing Boing -

A new scientific study reports that monkeys housed alone drink more alcohol than those living in groups. Also, monkeys overall tend to drink after "stressful periods," according to research from the National Institutes of Health Animal Center.

This sure explains Pete S's monkey rating of the Dubliner!

Thanks to Boing Boing.

Man Arrested for Drunken Mower Driving

In case you have not noticed, I have not been posting recently. I am working on a solution that will hopefully allow me to post more often. Till then enjoy this story about drunk mowers in Ohio.

Police have arrested a man accused of operating lawnmower while drunk. Dondi Bowles, 50, was arrested about 9:45 p.m. Friday as he drove the mower on a sidewalk.

Police said he had used the mower to drive to a store about a mile from his home and was arrested on his way back. Police had the lawn mower towed.

Police said a breath test showed that Bowles' blood alcohol level was 0.144 percent, above Ohio's limit of 0.08 percent.

Police said it was Bowels' third drunken driving related arrest in six months.

Vermilion is a Lake Erie town about 40 miles west of Cleveland.

Thanks to SFGate.com.