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Checkout Woot for this silly photo contest mocking the inspirational posters most of us have seen around the office. Perosnally, the sub's inspirational decor is strictly limited a picture of a kitten grasping a branch with the words "hang in there" wirtten underneath.
My super double top secret mission has come to an end, and it was a huge success. Due to the secret nature of the trip I cannot reveal much more, but I did get a nice souvenir I can share with you. While performing a dive outside of the sub, I got a love bite from a shark. Pretty picture eh? You should have seen it four days ago! Anyway, it is safe to say that I dined on fresh shark that night.
Well kids, yours truly has been called out on a super, double-top secret mission. I am taking the sub down deep and going radio silent for a few days. Take care while I am gone and I will send any updates, if I can.
I like to drink, but I am lazy. I especially hate having to wash TWO GLASSES every time I enjoy a shot and a chaser at home. This is especially frustrating on the sub since space is at a premium. (When I surface and enjoy a drink at the pub this is not a problem because beautiful women like Peggy take care of that for me.)
Sorry for the lack of recent posts, but the Sub has been too deep for me to transmit recently. That only means you will get a plethora of updates today!
Superman was born Kal-El on the planet Krypton. He was sent to Earth in a rocket by his scientist father Jor-El moments before Krypton exploded, landing on Earth outside the town of Smallville, where he was discovered and adopted by the amiable Jonathan and Martha Kent...All I can say is that it sure beats naming your child "Apple."
"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!"
Well, it was a big weekend for yours truly as my airborne brethren, the Blue Angels, were in town. I parked the sub in San Francisco Bay and watched these hotshots do al sorts of fancy tricks in their flying machines. The show was so good I even climbed up on land to make the video here. Make sure your speakers are on to get the full roar of the jet engine. Those boys are loud!
You gotta love Batman. I am not talking about this guy, I am talking about the best Batman ever - Adam West. His charisma was so great, even ANIMALS love him. The Proof -
"Scientists have taught dolphins at Disney's Epcot Center in Florida to sing a short, high-pitched version of the Batman theme, which combines both rhythm and vocalizations."Read more at Boing Boing.
I am busy. I am a geek. I have lots of devices.
A rolling Stone gathers no Moss?
Straight from Boing Boing who found it in the New York Times!
"Hit with sudden force from, say, a hapless victim, the quicksand gel turns to liquid. Then salt causes clay particles to stick to one another instead of the sand grains, with the result that a victim ends up surrounded by densely packed sand.The little kid in me wants to go find some now and throw things in to watch them sink.
The force needed to pull out a person immersed in quicksand is about the same needed to lift a car, (University of Amsterdam physicist Daniel) Bonn said. The trick for escaping is to slowly wiggle the feet and legs, allowing water to flow in."
Ha ha. If he beaned you with a pitch would you rush the mound?
There was something I was supposed to do. What was it? Flood the torpedo bays? No. Get my results from the clinic? Niet. Clear the ballast tanks? Nope. Update my BLOG?
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